The best football quotes

[drshlomo]

What do you think is the best quotes or lines said by a footballer, manager newspaper headline etc...
Iv'e always like the front page article i think featured by the sun reading "IN HOD WE TRUST" I also found that Ruud Gullits quote of wanting everyone to play "Sexy football' was rather funny.

[T&S]

"If Everton Reserves were playing at the bottom of my garden, I'd draw the bloody curtains" - Shankly

[123everton]

Super Cally go ballistic Celtic are atrocious.

[T&S]

Swedes 2, Turnips 0

Do I not like that! - Graham Taylor

[redman41]

On derby day while waiting for Everton to arrive Bill Shankly gave a box of toilet rolls to the Anfield doorman and said: “Give them these when they arrive – they’ll need them!”

[T&S]

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Ian_Holloway

The man is a legend.

[joeluke]

After last weeks Liverpool 1 Blackpool 2 result

Lemons 1 Tangerines 2

[GKU35]

Reporter: Gordon, can we have a quick word please?

Gordon Strachan: Velocity [walks off]

[joeluke]

Brian Clough

"I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one"

“They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't on that particular job.”

"We talk about it for 20 minutes and then we decide I was right"

[lesblue]

Reporter: So Gordon, in which areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today?
Strachan: Which areas? The big green one out there for a start!!