What's a penguin's favourite footwear?

[bibblebub]

flipper-floppers

(sorry, just opened a pack of Penguin biccies so this might not be the last penguin joke)

[bibblebub]

What did the penguin cop shout at the snowman robber?

Freeze

(only 7 more to go)

[ttfn]

which one of you paid for the coffee Butch?

[bibblebub]

what's a penguin bibble?

[marval]

Q. Where do penguins go to dance?
A. At the snow ball.

[bibblebub]

Afternoon coffee:-

Q. Name a penguin that was an impressionist painter.
A. Peck-asso

(a bit near the knuckle for a family chocolate-covered biscuit treat)

Q. What do penguins ear to the beach?
A. A beak-ini

[chelle7272]

Oh lord - how many of those biscuits left? lol

Must say a particularly good avatar today bibble!

[boxtops]

Look what I just learned how to do

<( ô¿ô)>

[bibblebub]

Only 5 more biccies to go.

And the muppets are now history (fingers crossed) so a change of avatar is imminent.

[bibblebub]

looks like a pair of small buttocks

[boxtops]

No bibble, that's this one (_._)

[chelle7272]

You can still type with your fingers crossed?
I agree though, good news today or at least the first glimmer of it!

[Jan1957]

What do penguins have for lunch?

Icebergers

[bibblebub]

And now for tea:-

Q. Why did the two penguins jump when they first met?
A. They were trying to break the ice.

Q. Why do penguins have a thick layer of feathers?
A. Because it's snow cold.
(that is just so rubbish)

Only 3 more left, how exciting is that?

[chelle7272]

Do we have to wait until supper time....?

[Marijn]

Boxtops, is it a little proffessor?

[zzxxee]

penguin walks into a bar and says to the barman " HAVE YOU SEEN MY BROTHER?"
BARMAN SAYS " I DONT KNOW WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE?" Boom boom !!!!