"Hates Men. Cries a lot."

[Bbbananas]

This was an ad in the Lonely Hearts column in a newspaper. I thought it was hilarious - though I doubt she got many responses (unless they were from lesbians.....?)

In 8 words or less - how would you advertise yourself in Lonely Hearts?

Me: "Propensity towards laziness. Well-intended. Laughs a lot".

[McMouse]

Man, 67. Animal in bed. Probably a Gnu.

[mccfluff]

i'll do anything for chocolate and cake

[snags]

'Woman seeks PA... Must be able to cook, clean and have experience in diary organisation.'

Hah! (btw, remember you are out for a meal with H tmrw evening).

[China Doll]

Cheers dears! ;0) x

[joeluke]

'You'll want me, there's no surer thing'