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When I was a child we were so poor...........

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McMouse | 11:01 Mon 18th Oct 2010 | ChatterBank
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..........that my mother cut a hole in my brother's trouser pockets so he'd have something to play with.
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i bet he felt cocky all day
11:03 Mon 18th Oct 2010
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Mrs McM was so poor she had to window-shop at the Pound Store.
11:07 Mon 18th Oct 2010
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And we were so poor that when we were constipated we couldn't afford laxatives
so Dad sat us on the potty and told us Ghost stories
11:45 Mon 18th Oct 2010
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Burglars used to break in and leave us stuff! (Paul Daniels)
11:48 Mon 18th Oct 2010
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In the village cafe, we'd order a glass of water and five straws!
11:50 Mon 18th Oct 2010
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We would go to KFC and lick other peoples fingers
11:54 Mon 18th Oct 2010
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Haha, funny thread so here's my contribution.

When I was a child the house was so cold and we were so poor that my dad sucked an extra strong mint and we gathered around him with our hands outstretched just to keep warm.
12:15 Mon 18th Oct 2010
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lol @ New2quizzes! Years ago a mate of mine and his 3 friends went to a pub. They only had enough money for 1 pint and shared it between them!
13:22 Mon 18th Oct 2010
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My dad was so thin, two people couldn't look at him at once!
14:14 Mon 18th Oct 2010
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We were so poor I had no clothes. For my 5th birthday I was given a hat and I could finally look out the window.
16:48 Mon 18th Oct 2010
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Two of us wore one skirt to school.
16:50 Mon 18th Oct 2010
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We couldn't afford shoes, we went to the shop and were given the boxes to wear
16:53 Mon 18th Oct 2010

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