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craft1948 | 22:18 Mon 18th Oct 2010 | ChatterBank
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The daughter came round yesterday and introduced the latest victim (new boyfriend) who seemed a nice enough chap.
She came round again tonight and I said "I'm sorry but you'll have to give Mark the heave-ho"
She said "Why, didn't you like him?"
I said "It's not that but last night I dreamt he stole my car"

She is now convinced I've lost the plot..............
prev this bloody sickens me....
  
next I'm Off.
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Avatar Image sara3
Freud would have something to say about that!
22:19 Mon 18th Oct 2010
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Take more gin with your tonic, Craft.
22:20 Mon 18th Oct 2010
Avatar Image anneasquith
what time does your carer come in ,craft ?
22:22 Mon 18th Oct 2010
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Are you sure you haven't lost the plot....?
22:22 Mon 18th Oct 2010
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She had a tena moment imagining him driving a SmartCar......he apparently hates them and he drives a 2 litre Saab something or other.
It was defo him that pinched it though.
22:24 Mon 18th Oct 2010
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best go with your first instincts craft, he is without doubt a collector of toy cars.
22:26 Mon 18th Oct 2010
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That's you laughing at him in your dream....you know what he's letting himself in for. Is it funny? Will he suffer?
22:27 Mon 18th Oct 2010
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Look on the bright side Craft, last night I dreamt that my mother decided to turn her house into a lion sanctuary. I went there to find lots of giant killer cats there. And she told me with a malicious smile that she only feeds them every three days.
22:27 Mon 18th Oct 2010
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ooo er BM........at least my car was here when I woke up.
22:29 Mon 18th Oct 2010
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My burning question is did you have your knickers on though?

(Lord knows what Freud would make of my dream!!!!!)
22:30 Mon 18th Oct 2010
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No I was in my jamas............Right I'm off to bed as I'm knackered, been doing genealogy all day for a mad welsh woman, and all her relatives are called Williams or Price..............
22:33 Mon 18th Oct 2010
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At least you remembered your dream...
22:34 Mon 18th Oct 2010
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lmao - Williams or Price - in Wales?!!!!! No bloody wonder you have bad dreams.
22:34 Mon 18th Oct 2010
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I think it is actually more he seemed ok and the stealing your car represented him stealing your daughter... substitution dream...
05:41 Tue 19th Oct 2010
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oh bu&&ger not sure i wnt to know what my dream meant now
12:13 Tue 19th Oct 2010
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I don't believe anyone with such a great name would lower themselves to stealing a smart car :)
12:17 Tue 19th Oct 2010
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lol Chuck.....especially as he's a mechanic!
12:18 Tue 19th Oct 2010

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