Put your mind at rest.

[Jemisa]

To those who think I'm having man troubles let me put your mind at rest I'm not.

I have a man he's around here somewhere, he does his thing & I do mine, I use him now & then he has various functions like Emptying dishwasher, I let him take me shopping now & then, he's handy Wednesdays (to put rubbish out) I did see him go out to the kitchen a while ago (must be my cuppa time) he's got a full day tomorrow cleaning windows. bless

jem

[Barmaid]

You mean to say yours actually knows where the dishwasher is?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well done that lady.

[askyourgran]

A man with Various Functions. You are blessed Jem.

[moonraker558]

And what exactly do you do? If anything at all.

[alexanderd]

all men have various functions we just dont like to show off

[McMouse]

I am a multi-functional man......though at the moment they are all set to off.

[lumination]

lies lol

[Jemisa]

moonraker - What are you implying sir?
I do plenty I organise things, I organise what to watch on TV, I organise how to cook dinner, I organise when bedroom affairs will take place, I'm at it all the time (organising) so I'm plenty busy busy....

jem

[moonraker558]

Jem, I stand corrected. That's just typical of a man not to notice just how much organising a woman has to do on a daily basis. I can now see that without you girls arranging our chores in a logical order us men would be lost totally. I thank you for putting me straight on this , it's just I had an image of you sitting or laying on your favourite sofa barking out your orders to that poor defenceless man servant of yours while you just sit there doing sweet fanny adams. I don't know where you find the time. I humbly beg your forgiveness. Sorry you had to wait for my reply but I have been working on my days off and went to our local pub tonight so only just got in.