Night time Synchronicity

[Answerprancer]

I just went to the bog and in order to avoid disturbing the peace in my house, pulled the light-switch, slid the lock, opened the door and farted -all at the same time.
Can any of you beat that ?

[mike11111]

Yes. Just woke up and did all that but lit a fag at the same time.

[Mamyalynne]

Well it is a challenge and that is no doubt.

[Mamyalynne]

Now Mike that could be dangerous, have you a fire extinguisher to hand?

[Answerprancer]

Oh yeah Mike ? how did you click the lighter - with your chin ? Hmm.

[mike11111]

Didn't need to use a lighter. I farted right by the gas fire which gave me enough of a flame thrower effect to get my fag going.

[Slooow_Jo]

I get a feeling mike11111 has been practising!

[mike11111]

You know what they say, "Practice makes perfect".

[Slooow_Jo]

thing is though mike11111, don't you worry you may have peeked too soon?

[mike11111]

I have more years behind me than in front of me so no, any achievement is a bonus.

[Slooow_Jo]

lol, big thumbs up to you mike11111 :)

[jaydah]

ooooh....you can multi-task, how very clever for a man

[Answerprancer]

"how very clever for a man "
(Scottish accent) You're no a les-bean are ye ?

[rowanwitch]

good multi tasking...are you lying about your gender!!!!?

How about carrying on conversation, following the chelsea match on tv ,typing an email while eating supper