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berniecuddles | 00:47 Sun 31st Oct 2010 | ChatterBank
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where is there a good woman when you need one my o/h is passed out on the sofa lot of good that is???
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Leave her there bernie. She'll only wake up stroppy otherwise. Well my old man does anyway.
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did that once before craft i could not walk properly for weeks!! lol
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thats it jan i will leave her there if she wakes up and goes to bed thats her choice!
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sod it another brandy on the way and i will talk to my hamster and you good folk on here!
The first husband once recorded me snoring on the sofa...........I threw the recorder at him.
I think you may get more sense out of the hamster bernie.
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and so you should noticed he was your 1st hubby well shot i reckon!
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lol snowy the hamster likes cheese and onion crisps so i will share some with him!
Mrs Andyvon (Yvonne) is on the sofa at the moment watching TV. I can't stand all the adverts and trailers so I stopped watching TV many years ago. That's why I spend so much time on here. Yvonne watches TV with her headphones on so I don't have to listen to the rubbish she watches and she doesn't hear me typing. We also have an agreement that I never have to listen to sport - especially football - as she loves all sport and I can't stand it! She's there now, about five feet away with her headphones on - watching US baseball and completely oblivious to me posting this!
It's a bit different here Andy. I make hubby wear headphones while he's on his laptop listening to music and I watch the telly and tap away on mine. I like watching the sport too but draw the line at US sport. Fortunately neither of us are into any of the reality tv programmes.
Hi Jan,

Nor are we into soaps thank Heavens. We have never seen an episode of Eastenders, Big Brother, X-Factor, or any of the other things many people seem to mention. However, my wife does love sport. I don't mind of course, but I am puzzled sometimes. My wife watches baseball for hours - but then she says she doesn't understand it! (It's still on now I've just noticed).

Before the headphones arrived Yvonne was banished to the bedroom to watch football! For several years we didn't have a TV. We bought two a few years ago (lounge and bedroom) but with the understanding that Yvonne would only watch football in the bedroom!

Thank God for the Internet I say.
Panic over....I'm here now :-)
Bernie......if your women is passed out on the sofa and you want sex then what is that telling you?

That she gets drunk to avoid it perhaps?
Haha..it's a lot easier and cheaper to say no.
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hey joe i didnt want sex just made a comment she was a sleep on the sofa m8!!
and she likes sex(lol)!!!
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bye the way morning all xx
Morning....is she feeling rough??
at 2350 last night you said you wanted her "pour l'amour" - I translated that same way as JL - opps I had better apologise then!
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funny enough ummm she is good, we are off to pick her new car up in an hour (kia picanto) so all of you have a nice day, boxtops your a good un!!!

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