Cant remove false eyelashes help!

[DanHewitson]

me and the mrs went to a fancydress party this avo she's passed out and I'm needing help to remove stuff.

[alavahalf]

What you need to do it get a ping pong ball, and slice it half way through.
Paint it pink and when it's dry, squeese it and attach it to your nose.
When you go to work..... noboby will notice your eyelashes..! ;-)

[DanHewitson]

Lashes are off together with half my own. Now need help with false nails and a bra, who knew it would be a bastard to unhook?

[NazNomad]

Meh ... can undo those one-handed.

[Barmaid]

Bet you've never done it with false nails on though!!

Dan, to get the nails off, use one of the nails on the other hand and prise it under the glue at the cuticle. For the last nail soak it in ordinary nail varnish remover for a few mins. Once you've broken the seal the nail should pop off. Then take the bra off. The order is very important!!!!