can you marry pair up?

[Bobbisox]

ifShirley Bassey had married Dickie Valentine, she would have been Shirleey Valentine
come on the dafter the better...:0)))

[yogi-bear]

Phew.....well that's alright then.....(panic over Mr Mannering) :0)

[steg]

me and craft, would be crafty steg.... good handle that

[Bobbisox]

first time north of Watford..lol

[askyourgran]

She'd better bring her tin hat then bobbie.

[Bobbisox]

arhhh she'll be fine with me gran ha-ha

[Bobbisox]

we haven't met but I feel I know her now

[Prudentia]

willie and betty turt are proud to announce the birth of their son, diddy turt.

[Bobbisox]

eughhhhhhhhhhhhh
Prudentia...LOL

[askyourgran]

Betti turt the baby weighed 14lbs.

[Bobbisox]

on form gran, on form..lol

[Prudentia]

it gets worse, emma royds, was the midwife.

[Bobbisox]

ha-ha you are on form too Prudentia

[mike11111]

If Joan Collins were to marry a cockatoo, I wouldn't be at all surprised. (Not original)

[Bobbisox]

ya dorty bugga Mike..lol

[Prudentia]

student nurse evie tupp had never seen afterbirth before

[Bobbisox]

ha-ha Prudentia..very good

[lankeela]

If Jerry Hall married Arsene Wenger and he took her name it would be Arsene Hall

[lankeela]

If Jerry Springer married Jarvis Cocker in Spain would it be Springer and Cocker Espanol