Voted Best Joke in Ireland

[laurababy]

Voted Best Joke in Ireland

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life,
between the legs of me wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending
the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.

The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub
with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only
been in there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time
I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

[ummmm]

lol

[marval]

lol

[B00]

lol, very good

[axxyak]

lol

[Parsfan]

Similar gag to the one about the guy who was to give a presentation to his local Rotary Club. He told his wife it was going to be about sailing,but at the last minute he thought it would be too boring so he talked instead about sex. The day after the talk, the wife met one of the Rotary Club members who said how much he had enjoyed hubby's speech. She said she was surprised at his choice of subject, as he'd only done it twice. The first time he vomited and the second time he lost his hat.