Woman decides to try to spice up her boring sex life.....................

[joeluke]

..........so she starts going commando when she's around her man.

That night she's sitting opposite him on the sofa and every now and again she seductively crosses and uncrosses her legs Sharon Stone style.

After a while her man asks "Are you not wearing any knickers?"

"No, why?" she replies eagerly

"Thank Goodness for that" he says "For a moment there I thought you'd sat on the cat"

[sara3]

and to think I was impressed that you chose an Icicle Works song...

[joeluke]

Lol, excellent band, never received the recognition they deserved

[joeluke]

Yeah they've reformed again (for the umpteenth time)

[sara3]

your joke was still pants, joeluke ;o)

[joeluke]

Don't you mean lack of pants sara?

[boxtops]

If I sat on my cat, it wouldn't be likely to sit there waiting for OH to notice it.... LOL

[sara3]

joeluke.. don't give up your day job!

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an aternate endline is: thank chr1st for that, I thought the stuffing was coming out of the couch