I Love a Practicle Woman.

[Jemisa]

An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam..I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress
is blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."

"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 75 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"

[AB Editor]

While excellent, could you please keep jokes in the joke section please: http://www.theanswerb...es-and-Sayings/Jokes/

[gen2]

Is that an Edward Lear character?

[Jemisa]

OooPs! Sorry Ed, I normally do but this time I clearly forgot to click on it.

I consider myself to have had slapped legs.

jem.

[AB Editor]

Thanks Jem, I know it was an honest mistake.

Spare Ed

[anneasquith]

lol jem, naughty step for you.

[JonnyBoy12]

Yes, practical women also know how to use dictionaries, as well, Jesima!

Signed

The Spelling Police