Who fancys a challenge?

[CAJ1]

I'm feeling a bit miserable, first person to make me smile wins...go!

[andy-hughes]

A man of eighty-five goes to the doctor and asks for a Viagra prescription, and could the pills be cut into quarters.

"Surely you don't need sex at your age?" said the doc.

"Oh no," said the old gent. "I just want to make sure I stop weeing on my slippers!"

How's that?

[PokerMan]

Kate goes to the Queen and says "Everytime I fellate William I get acid indigestion"

The queen repiles "Have you tried Andrews?"

[CAJ1]

lol, that made me smile Andy-Hughes and PokerMan - joint winners!

[CAJ1]

You can all carry on trying to make me smile though because I need it!

[andy-hughes]

Pokerman's made me smile too!

[CAJ1]

andy, you are a very knowledgeable man and I always appreciate your answers. Do you mind if I ask you a question?

[piggynose]

http://www.theanswerb...s/Question943531.html

[jaydah]

A father came in the bedroom to find his 13-year-old daughter smoking
a cigarette. "My God! How long have you been smoking?" screams the
father.
"Since I lost my virginity," replies the girl.
"You lost your VIRGINITY!!! When the hell did this happen?" shrieks
the father.
"I don't remember," says the girl. "I was completely drunk."

[NazNomad]

http://30.media.tumbl...JLu01qaaipbo1_500.jpg

[jaydah]

Morris walks into Dr. Cohen's office and puts a note on the table in
front of the doctor. The note reads, "I can't talk. Please help me!"
The doctor thinks for a while and says to Morris, "Put your p e nis on
the table here."
Morris thinks this is a bit weird, but Cohen is a specialist, so he
does as the doctor says.
The doctor takes a rubber mallet and hits Morris's p e n is as hard as he
can. The man cries in great agony, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
The doctor says, "Good. Come again tomorrow, and we'll learn B!"

[trt]

Sorry Andy, don't get the joke about the Viagra.

[society]

The old mans' penis is limp so it just hangs down, the Viagra will cause it to stand in a pointing direction. When he's peeing the pee will fall away from his feet, and hopefully in the urinal / toilet bowl. Get it... lol

[jaydah]

trt.....sweet ? lol

[jaydah]

where are you caj1 - give trt the prize.....hehehehehehehehahahahahah lol lol rotfl.

O gawd I wet me nix - quick pass a stena

[Mamyalynne]

Not a laugh as such but....

http://alllayedout.co...ics/a_big_hug_4_u.jpg

I have been down your route and it is not nice

take good care ♥

[CAJ1]

Sorry for the delay! I can't decide which is the best so you can all be winners! :o)

Thanks mamyalynne, its temporary and will sort itself out x