AB Questions

[carlton23]

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one...

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Customer: Hi, this is Maureen. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No, wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry....

[Buenchico]

That second one is 'a bit too close to home' for my liking, Carlton23 ;-)

On more than one occasion I've wasted time trying to prise a a stuck floppy disk out of a drive, only to realise that I'd never put it in to start with!

[whiskeryron]

Good grief Chris if we are going to get admissions like that from you things ARE getting serious. Ron.