What Did They Say?

[Jemisa]

Charley, a new OAP trolly collector at Tesco's, just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late.


But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their "Older Person Friendly" policies.

One day the manager called him into the office for a talk.

"Charlie, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang on job, but your being late so often is quite bothersome."

"Yes, I know Mr Ward, and I am working on it."

''Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear. It's odd though your coming in late. I know you're retired from the Armed Forces. What did they say if you came in late there?"



''They said, "Good morning Admiral, can I get your coffee, sir?''

[Jemisa]

Oops sorry, forgot to click on 'joke'