Creative toilet art

[furrypoochoo]

I recently watched a programme on TV showing an influential artist creating staggering landscapes with the content of his faecal matter. He created stunning colours by eating specially prepared food depending on the depth of colour required. I am very interested to try this form of art and have already collected specimens of my botty dumps but the more I store the more my house begings to smell of unpleasant aromas like cabbage, eggs, sewers etc so would someone please enlighten me as to how I can remove these smells. I have tried Shake 'n' Vac, Neutradol, Ambi-Pur none of which seem to help, please give me some suggestions as my neighbours are beginning to vacate their houses.   

[Piper-AK]

rofl.  Have you tried freezing it?  Just make sure you mark the bags properly, as serving defrosted cabbagey-botty-dumps instead of defrosted cordon bleu mince et oignions could cause severe embarrassment.

[spangle111]

Why not try eating parma violets to ease the stench! lol

[Ward-Minter]

why not just use some normal paint you warped, perverted, unhygeinic freak. Go play with your scat at some depraved dungeon for sickos whilst sniffing your mothers knickers.

[puttycake1]

I think furrypoochoo is exercising a sense of humour here Ward-Minter try and go with it, or at least take a deep breath (oops, sorry!) and calm down!

[EggyPump]

kkk

[bulbousdome]

Ah! I think Ward-Minster has a point, afterall I have had the pleasure of reading his well written book titled 'I Sniffed My Mummy's Scatty Knickers at a David Bowie Concert' what a brilliant read, however I believe the hardback edition with Scratch & Sniff cover had to be scrapped due to it's short shelf life. So Wardy how are you coming along with the sequel 'How to make a full size David Bowie figure from the Contents of One's Poop Chute'

[bulbousdome]

Sorry appear to have got your name wrong Turd-Mincer, sorry Turd-Minter, Oops wrong again Lard-Winker....Well you know who you are