A Recent Study...

[Jemisa]

Please, take care of yourself this Christmas. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.. This means that the remaining 77% are caused by a55holes who just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water, and sh!t like that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents. This message is sent by someone who cares about your well being.


jem

[Buenchico]

Thank you for that sound advice. It has also reminded me that the majority of accidents happen in the home. I will therefore try to increase the amount of time that I spend in the pub ;-)

[Jemisa]

I'm with you Chris.
jem

[society]

Only 23% alcohol related? That doesn't sound right, I think it might be more...