John had a new dog...

[AB Editor]

John had a new dog, but he didn't want to deal with puppies so he got her fixed.

However, some how the gal still got pregnant, and even had identical twins! The media loved it and soon she was a celebrity.

John wrote a book about her entitled, "Two Dachshunds in One: A Spayed Oddity"

[China Doll]

<Groan>

I really wouldn't have drawn attention to this if I were you... ;oP

[lilsecret]

Aspirations to be a Frankie Boyle, Ed?

. . . or designs on Susan Boyle?

[McMouse]

Stick to the day job Ed.

[zzxxee]

rubbish :/ lol

[cazzz1975]

...oh dear

[Daily-Editor]

You bought cheap Christmas crackers again, Ed?

[craft1948]

At least you can delete the thread......

[sir.prize]

Baaad dog day Ed?

[askyourgran]

Funny like a boyle on the bum lilsecret.

[DTCwordfan]

is there a button for worst joke, other than "report"?

[sir.prize]

You've gone very quiet Ed. Still hiding? C'mon you can join again. Surely you are not suspended for that comedic quip.

[mibn2cweus]

I don't get it. But then I'm not much for reading books either. Perhaps when it comes to the theatre . . .

[mibn2cweus]

Erm . . . can we have an edit facility?