Tear here

[marval]

There was a blonde driving down the centre of the road at 100 mph. A police officer pulled her over to the side of the road. When she had stopped, the officer asked, "License and Registration please."

"It's okay, Officer, I have a special license that allows me to do this," she said smiling.

"That's impossible!" The officer replied, "I've never heard of such a license."

The blonde then reached into her purse and handed him her license. Astonished, the Officer said, "Just as I suspected. This is an ordinary license; I see nothing here that would allow you special consideration."

She pointed to the bottom of the license, "See? It says so right here: 'Tear along the Dotted Line'."

[NazNomad]

lol, that was old when I passed my test ... 30 years ago xx

[piggynose]

i´m still sneezing with all those cobwebs!!