Worst Christmas Cracker Joke Ever!

jd_1984 | 12:58 Thu 16th Dec 2010 | ChatterBank

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Here's one I got during our works doo last week:

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?

A mince spy.

Not sending cards this year

Anyone else thinking...is my order going to get here?

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marval

What happened to the hyena who fell into a pot of gravy?

He made a laughing stock of himself.

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Marijn

That's GOOD for a cracker joke :-)

boxtops

What do you call a man buried under leaves?

Russell

boxtops

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug

marval

What's brown, steams and comes out of Cowes?

The Isle of Wight ferry.

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saxy_jag

Q: What's round and green and bounces around the Australian bush?
A: Skippy the cooking apple.

Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick.

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Jemisa

How do you get your name in lights the world over?

Change your name to Emergency Exit.

Who is never hungary at christmas?

The turkey, its always stuffed.

jem

saxy_jag

Great minds, Zippy. Great minds. :-D

squarebear

"What is brown and sticky? "

The poster of Rihanna on my bedroom wall ;-)

Jemisa

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