I believe only the Ed can do that or authorise the techs to do that. Why don't you contact the Ed via email posting the question in reference and ask the favour.
If the Ed doesn't remove it, smurfchops, just post the title on this thread and I'm sure we'll all be willing to take the pledge to refrain from reading it.
I can't believe there is anything so embarrassing that you don't want anyone to read it. You know what chatterbank is like. We love embarrassing things.