Does anyone remember the Beans advert that went... (in young Liverpudlian girl's accent)
"They were like two dumplings, and half a pound of chipolatas, I couldn't draw or paint and my piano woke up me mum...... Worra need to go far, is proper hands for starters, they prescribed exercise all round and a diet that's sound with a bit of diddly dum...." and then the tune kicks in....
I've not been able to find it anywhere, but if someone could just tell me they remember it and i didn't dream it up, that would be great!!