Fatties who wear Thongs and boots

[Groupie]

Both these fashion items were clearly invented for sex appeal, and little blonde barmaids from Australia. Therefore I DO NOT wish to witness your skimpy Alans disappearing between the two enormous lard boulders you call ass cheeks through your pair of ridiculously see through Primark trousers, just as much as I do not want to be confronted by your giant rhinoceros calves muffin-topping the pair of expensive boots that would even look better on Han Solo than you.

[society]

You are on a roll Groupie... :-)

[Mosaic]

So you, too, shop in warrington town centre......
I must say, a visit there gives the case for the full hijab.

[NazNomad]

Are you just bitter because you had a text from her Husband?

[cazzz1975]

I think you are protesting too much ..

[Invictas]

How intolerant!

[boxtops]

..and happy Christmas, to you, too! ;-)

[Invictas]

BTW,what has this question (and your other) got to do with Celebrity Gossip?

[starone]

To whom are you addressing this vitriolic blurb?

[boxtops]

What's an Alan, anyway?

[starone]

Han Solo? Showing your age Groupie!