Woofgang:
I'm so old that I can remember computing by post!
To write a program I'd first need to draft it on paper. Then I'd have to type a series of punch cards. Then I'd have to submit them to my college tutor, for posting to Sheffield Polytechnic, where the program would be run on their mainframe. Then I'd have to wait a week or so for the 'output' which would, nine times out of ten, simply be a note stating that I'd mis-typed something when I'd punched the cards!
Oh, happy days ;-)