I wonder what happened to him?

[mollykins]

A day or two before christmas on our local itv news a reporter was at a shop. there was a man looking ironing board covers for a present for his wife. The female reporter suggested not to get them but he was dertermined BUT he either only knew the size of the ironing board in cm and the packet said the sizes of covers in inches, or the other way round! The reporter told him not to, but at the end of the clip it, showed him at the till buying it!

What do you think became of him, and what would you do/say if your spouse bought you one?

[mollykins]

Horseshoes, I never said that I was the one with the saw.

[mccfluff]

oh based on that i'm not sure what i should do then. The other day i tripped over the cat fell against the fridge knocked the mug tree flying and broke loadsa stuff. maybe i should ban myself from the kitchen

[horseshoes]

No but you did say you helped chop them down. So what implement did you use? Just wondering.

[DTCwordfan]

by the sounds of it a toothpick or a nail file

[mollykins]

And the baking thing, the oven was on anyway, i wouldn't be allowed to put it on for half an hour just for me. <- I think that was mentioned on this thread.

We had to do it in chunks and often the bits got tangled up so I had to climb up the tree and release them, plus I shifted most of it on my own to where we left them to dry so we could make a bonfire.

[mccfluff]

"We had to do it in chunks and often the bits got tangled up so I had to climb up the tree and release them"

mind boggling

[society]

You are losing me, Molly. Stay on board.

[DTCwordfan]

This thread now is resembling the words of Monty Python's famous song

I am a lumberjack & I am OK
I sleep all night & I work all day

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea

I am a lumberjack & I am OK
I sleep all night & I work all day

I cut down trees, I skip & jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women´s clothing
And hang around in bars

I am a lumberjack & I am OK
I sleep all night & I work all day

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders & a bra
I wish I would been a girlie
Just like my dear Papa (it read Mama in the original)

[mazie]

I dont mean to be cynical but.....

you help chop down trees
make bonfires
go open water scubber diving and
pilot a boat

but you're not allowed and dont want to use an iron because

a. your parents wont let you
and
b. you're scared because you may burn yourself

[horseshoes]

I'm off to stick pins in my eyes.

[horseshoes]

LOL Helen

[mccfluff]

*crying*

[mollykins]

dt, I don't presss wild flowers, wear suspenders or high heel or hang around in bars.

[horseshoes]

It's only a matter of time I'm sure!

[DTCwordfan]

vg and lol horseshoes......at poor molly's expense - bet you wish you had never started this thread!

[society]

The Ed must be always happy to see you on here Molls cause you generate lots of hits.