Tuna

[sidkid]

I never realised how scary tuna is. I went into my local sandwich shop and asked for a tuna sandwich. Lady replied, "we haven't got any tuna left....I'm afraid"....

[squarebear]

*groan* true to form :-)

[piggynose]

did you have whale of a time anyway?

[coffeeboy]

Opened an early Xmas present today it was a bag of microwavable
Rice it was from my Uncle Ben.

[piggynose]

coffeeboy..good ol´ kwiksave crackers

[sophie_1003]

Great re-working of a Rich Hall joke there!

[sidkid]

So, do you really think Rich thought of it? or did he, like me, just copy it?

[sidkid]

Sophie - I notice you don't post many jokes...still trying to think of an original one?

[ummmm]

I laughed...

[mibn2cweus]

I'd have asked for a fish sandwich then . . . just for the halibut.

[sidkid]

MIBN2CWEUS.....Brilliant!

[DTCwordfan]

An old one.....

Two sharks out in the Atlantic.

One shark turns to the other, "I am sick of goddamn tuna; all we have to eat out here is bloody tuna, tuna and more tuna."

The second says, "Why don't you go to Morecambe Bay for a Chinese then......"

[seadogg]

What a happy sole!

[mrs_overall]

Cod only knows where these jokes come from

[DTCwordfan]

well I do accept that many of us joke-tellers need putting in our plaice.

[mrs_overall]

DT - that might make you feel a bit crabby

[DTCwordfan]

I was feeling crabby this morning, after the NY, Mrs O

At least these fish jokes aren't coarse and there isn't too much carping on. We jokesters are at least showing a dab hand today.

[mrs_overall]

True, DT

I like people who share their jokes - it shows they are not shellfish people

[sophie_1003]

That was genuinely meant as a compliment sidkid Sorry to offend!

[sidkid]

Sophie - sorry for lumping you in with all the "that's rubbish" or "heard it before" herberts...HNY.

[boxtops]

perhaps the lady in the shop could have offered one of these, then she wouldn't be the only afraid one... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nervous_shark