Went into butchers today and congratulated them on their excellent cocktail and chipolata sausages. Told them they were the best yet. Miserable bleeder said "Your missus must have finally learnt to cook them properly"
My butcher is lovely...........I'd cook for him anytime. My daughter lives in the next village, but ignores her local butcher to come and drool over mine, she cracks on that his meat is better.