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Resolved to vacuum the house every Friday as a gesture of support for Mrs McM. Just about to plug the thing in when the phone rang. After the call thought to myself 'now what was I doing' then trod on the upturned plug and remembered. New resolution......always wear slippers.
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.I also failed on my resolution today. Mine was to be more sympathetic to people when they aren't well as I generally just don't care. This morning boyf woke up complaining of painful elbow and then showed it to me. I did look a bit red and swollen but I quickly got bored of his complaining so I chucked a packet of Nurofen at him and told him to stop whinging. I don't think I did very well.
I planned to shave every day - i hate shaving, but after two days, my skin was red raw, so i have dropped that one straight away!
The other one is to brush my teeth twice a day. easy you might think, but I had a phobia of dentists for years, cured now - but I still have a massive dislike of metal or plastic objects being stuck in my mouth, even by myself.
Sticking to it - and feeling particularly self-righteous doing it!
The other one is to brush my teeth twice a day. easy you might think, but I had a phobia of dentists for years, cured now - but I still have a massive dislike of metal or plastic objects being stuck in my mouth, even by myself.
Sticking to it - and feeling particularly self-righteous doing it!
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