Are united fans thick or what?

[dtgblue]

I dont mean the die hard supporters of whom I have many friends, but the total n-o-b heads who frequent the local pubs. I have been questioned on how many games Gerrard will miss due to his red card. I asked a so called fan whether Blackpool beat Liverpool at home he said no they haven't played yet. I have also been asked when a player has been boooked what happens if he gets another card For Funks Sake are these people for real

[Ric.ror]

I would suggest it might just be the pubs you frequent

[Haggisdj]

dtgblue, what are the three stars on your crest/avatar for? The number of times that City have done The Double? The number of times that City have won the European Cup? Please explain these to a thick United fan?

PS Where do you drink? It can't be in Manchester because there are no United fans in Manchester?

[Ric.ror]

Well I think you will find there are lots of United fans in Manchester. Even citys most famous fan Jason Manford (perhaps the countries most famous w&anker - fact) admits that

[wilkesneil]

i know some united fans that would ask such questions, with the red card being a 3 game ban it means his 3rd game is against WOLVES so we've only gotta watch torres, but without gerro he won't have the quality of the balls coming in from him lol :)