Prize for best thread title this weekend:

[Dris]

As in McMouses' 'Im taking Viagra' so when anyone answers they are :)
Mine last weekend 'I have Chicken Breasts'

You get my drift -see who comes up with the most subtle one -childish fun but who cares :)

[Dris]

The prize is getting the 'The Best Thread Title of the Weekend' :)

[redman41]

Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible. Is that true? Where can it be found?

A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: 'And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt .'

[Dris]

lol redman:)
Has to be a title on a thread on here though which you can cheekily tweek so when recent posts come up whoever answers would appear to have the Chicken Breast etc lol

[ttfn]

Wish it was longer
<reference to holiday>

[ttfn]

Oh dear - just re-read - must try harder!

[Mamyalynne]

This was one of my headline grabbers, was fun too, I shall try for as good a one to win this weekend. LOL

http://www.theanswerb...n/Question922673.html

[ttfn]

Excellent effort Mamya - pity retro threads are exempt (phew & Thuddddddd)

[boxtops]

I liked Chicken Breasts, that got my vote.

[Dris]

Look at recent posts -ttfn got me big style:)))

[Mamyalynne]

Oh I liked Dris' thread, did you not like mine Boxy (Mamya sulks)

[Dris]

Ta boxy -got ttfn a couple of times on that one lol
Mamya -class -tried to post -nada:(
So we have to sneakily do it all weekend but mean it -its in the wording tee he:)

[Mamyalynne]

Oh yes indeed and I presume any of the categories is fair game?

[ttfn]

I assume so too Mamya
Though chicken breasts might have better in Animals & Nature/Body & Soul ?

[whiskeryron]

young couple got engaged,but every time he kissed her goodnight he had a tremendous erection so she broke it off.

[boxtops]

Ho yes mamya, I'd forgotten that!
Forgive me but it reminds me of the letter I wrote to the Chairman of MFI (after they'd sold me a cupboard but nicked the doorhandle and I wanted a replacement) - after many weeks, I wrote to the Boss, asking "How long would you wait for a knob?". One came in the post a few days later.

[ttfn]

Oh for warmer weather Ron ;o)
Boxy - I am shocked, tch

[boxtops]

Ena, I was well p*ssed off by the time I wrote that letter....

[ttfn]

I bet you were too pal!
It has been necessary for me to write few letters of complaint in my life as a 'consumerer' so I opted for the poetic version over several verses. Some firms responded in like but I got my refunds + good will gestures so they were worth the small effort required ☺