Did you know it was Willie Nelsons 75th B/day?

[Jemisa]

Willie Nelson quote on his 75th birthday



Whether or not you are a country music fan, these are truly the words of a deep thinker, and a highly intelligent person. So simple, yet so profound! Read the words of wisdom from that famous philosopher Willie Nelson, iconic country and western singer, on his 75th birthday Only a man with such wisdom and maturity could be so concise and succinct in phrasing his feelings at this turning point in his life.
"I have outlived my ***."

The Penis Poem
My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job,
To find the f***in' thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!

[ABerrant]

It will be his 78th birthday in 15 weeks.

[Jemisa]

Really? - He must be suffering a lot more now then (draws in breath through teeth)

[redman41]

I like Willie Nelson myself and he was very good in his heyday.
According to Wikipaedia his Birthday was :- Willie Hugh Nelson (born April 30, 1933

[Kos]

So whats this to do with How it Works?????

[Jemisa]

Well Kos couldn't you work it out for yourself ???

Evedently its a play on words. Doh!

I thought some of you young virile men could show him "How it Works"

[DTCwordfan]

It wasnt written by him - it was out together by a prof of English at Chicago Uni....

[alexanderd]

Did you know he wrote the words to "Bring me Sunshine" the morecambe and wise tune?