Why Italian's Pass....

[Jemisa]

Why Italians pass their handguns down through the family.

An old Italian man is dying.


He calls his grandson to his bedside... " ***, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos.

Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man...

Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"

[mike11111]

He should have asked for both the watch and the gun. Then he could have said, "Your time's up, BANG!!"

[Jemisa]

Good Thinking Mike!

[Marijn]

Good one Jemisa! :-D