I went to the supermarket today.

[micmak]

On my own because Mrs MM was not well. I only had a small list as we did most of the shopping in the week. When 8the cashier was scanning the shopping he said OOOOHHH panty liners, do you put them at the front or the back. My Q is, what would you have answered. I said pervert, go f*** your self and walked away leaving my shopping at the till.

[micmak]

Thats what I call free enterprise Jan.

[bloomwood]

Dr Whites,bliddy hell theres a blast from the past,didn't you need a belt or something to go with them?

[Dris]

Woop Jan-new man.My man didnt have any qualms when i needed them -in fact none at all I had to hesitate in case there was a story but none he had them down to a fine art even what strength I needed in fact both of them (husbands) were really good and they always came back with a ton of mint chocolates in every form -they knew me so well -Iive been lucky with my husbands on reflection -they both knew / know how to have kept me happy :)))

[ttfn]

A belt, you say bloom? More like belt and brace yourself! They were long days in the main and comfort was not thought of by the inventor of such a system!

[mike11111]

I think so. I remember a loop at both ends. hadn't a clue what they were for but if my mother had ever found out that I had asked for them by name I would have been for it. Never understood why the shop lady always had a wry smile as she served me. She would always wrap them up in newspaper too.

[jackles]

would have done exactly the same. nice one!

[cc1]

I was in Sainsbury's and I had a square box with 4 baby's wrist and foot rattles. As I was going through the self-service check out, the assistant there said, Oh, that's a lovely cake!!!!!!!!!!
In her defence, it was Norwich, I can be rude about the place now I live here! I will still only use one parking bay though.

[ttfn]

I may have mentioned this before, but years ago, when trying to cover my poor old cat with flea powder, and as a sufferer of hay fever, I took the animal out into the garden and used 2 Dr White's as a face mask, placing the loops over my ears. As both cat and I disapperared in a cloud of white powder I never sneezed once. I am an inventive soul!

[tamborine]

I'd lay him out & give him a demonstration

[wolf63]

When I was in Tesco the other day there seemed to be more of the Tena type products than the normal sanitary towels.

micmak - that guy was an idiot, and he probably knows it. I really can't believe that any male would act like that in this century.

I remember a few years back a friend saying that he had been up all night watching TV but there were scary adverts and he couldn't watch them. The ads were for sanitary towels. He was only in his 30s at the time.