Having been hit by a nuke myself just last year, i can confirm it does hurt.
However i am told that if i had been wearing a swimsuit it might not have hurt so much.
In truth, if that did happen you would be dead before you could even think the words "what the f*** is that"
(I think) the blast wave from a nuclear explosion expands at 9,000m/s, whilst the electrical current through your nervous system moves at 240m/s which then needs to be added to your brain's processing time. Bottomline, no you wouldn't...
I think considering the current political climate, and the fatc w're at war, you're a sick bast*rd to be asking grtuitous questions like that...haven't you got anything better to do than mocking those people who are actually at threat from the nuclear warheads and all of Saddam's supposed arsenal. at a time like this it might be a good idea to put your sense of humour away and maybe think about those who've already been killed and what a thoroughly stupid question that is.