Just found this brilliant scam!!!!

[DTCwordfan]

Australian Police have been unable to recommend a prosecution for the following scam:

A company takes out a newspaper advertisement claiming to be able to supply imported hard core pornographic videos. As their prices seem reasonable, people place orders and make payments via check.

After several weeks, the company writes back explaining that under the present law they are unable to supply the materials and do not wish to be prosecuted. So they return their customers' money in the form of a company check.

However, due to the name of the company, few people will present these checks to their banks. The name of the company: "The Anal Sex and Fetish Perversion Company."

[bobjugs12]

I've got a two disc set with Lock Stock and Snatch

Tomorrow I'm gonna sounding like a right cockney geezer.

[NazNomad]

I sound like that ALL the time, lol

[NazNomad]

best line ... "... you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-fluffing- culturalist! "

[NazNomad]

or ... Will everyone stop getting shot ... pmsl,

[bobjugs12]

"I Fluffing hate Pikeys"
"Do you know what Nemisis is?"
"Me ma wants a new caravan, periwinkle blue"

[trt]

Its hard to believe that a newspaper would accept/print an advertisement to supply imported hard core pornographic videos?

[NazNomad]

"I Fluffing hate Pikeys"

Was my ringtone for a while ...

[bobjugs12]

I had to be careful. My ex wife was a gypsy. She got fed up with me ending every argument with "i Fluffing hate pikeys!"

[NazNomad]

hahaha....;-))

[bobjugs12]

She also got annoyed when I asked her to translate Brad Pitts lines