For the sole attention of Grasscarp

[Bbbananas]

Please don't go. Pleeeeze don't go. Perlease don't go.
Stay. Please.

(But if you do, and no-one notices - come back?!!!) x

(Apologies to religion & spirituality).

[Ankou]

nothing wrong with a bit of drama.

i hope you survive the ordeal china.

(of flouncing back and forth like an attention seking yoyo with ocd)

[jno]

I hadn't noticed, thanks to not stalking you enough. Is it soon?

Anyway, good luck, I implore you to come back, the place won't be the same without you. If you insist on flouncing, can you leave the nodules here to remind us all of you?

[China Doll]

'can you leave the nodules here to remind us all of you? '

Ewwwwww!! Lol!

Thank you jno and Ankou... I think there should be a dress code for flouncing too, I want something swishey...

[Ankou]

what like windscreen wipers ?

[mccfluff]

i have an amazing flouce outfit think flamenco dancers, lots of petticoats, bit of leg showing

what form did snags do?

[jno]

you'll have to make do with one of those paper gown thingies that are open down the back. Actually, might be a lot fewer flounces if people had to wear those while signing the announcement forms.

[China Doll]

http://i151.photobuck...56/snagged_01/F_A.png <<< It's on page 7 of that really long thread in R&S...

A flounce with your bum exposed to the world isn't quite as dignified as I was thinking of... Might get that bird on gypsy weddings to design my flouncing dress.

[Ankou]

fine if you like the 'drowning in candy floss' look.

http://news.bbcimg.co...125_sam+norton+53.jpg

least it'd hide yer bum.

[jno]

hide your bum, you could hide 23 asylum seekers and a grand piano under that.

[jno]

or, in full

http://i151.photobuck...56/snagged_01/F_A.png

[mccfluff]

that is fantastic!!!

[starone]

Had a look at everything. What is this clique they keep referring to? How do you know if you belong to it? Are you ostracised if you don't? Do you have to pay anything, with like, virtual money? Do you have to sing to the moon, or make sacrifices? Please answer all these questions, or even one if you like.

[mccfluff]

the AB clique, it has a secret handshake and everything, you'll know if you're in it as you have to be invited and go through an initiation ceremony, which involves sacrifices and haribo sweets

[jno]

Starbuckone, I'm afraid the first rule of the clique is never talk about the clique, so anyone mentioning it clearly isn't a member. The ones who don't mention it must be under suspicion.

I did briefly have a look at the clique rules when someone left them by the AB photocopier but all I glimpsed was the words "Morris dancing".

[starone]

Surely not (shudders) sacrifices like giving up chocolate, mcfluff? And who gets to eat the Haribo sweeties?

[mccfluff]

i wouldn;t know i'm not a member (just got told off by jno)

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Ankou]

starbuckone, referring to the clique as 'them' and 'they' is highly offensive and an insult to everyone who is part of the clique but not one of 'them' as 'they' are mean and wouldn't do nice things like give me their last rolo and stuff. which of course i would.

'they' can have 'their' cake, and 'they' jolly well eat enough ot if.

[starone]

Ankou, please don't confuse me even more. I have only just got over the shock of trying to think of you as a lesbian, even though you are a man. (His own words on another thread for anyone who thinks I am being rude).