Fast calf

[marval]

A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his four year old son standing at the fence, taking in the whole event.

The man thought to himself, "Great. He's four and I'm going to have to start explaining the birds and the bees. No need to jump the gun - I'll just let him ask, and I'll answer."

After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, "Well son, do you have any questions?"

"Just one," gasped the still wide-eyed lad.

"How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?"

[bednobs]

i reckon i must be really dim. i don't get it.

[wheaten]

Same as when OH sees an animal's head mounted on a wall, says 'it must have been doing a great speed to get through that wall!'. So not funny especially after the 6th time of hearing it.

[wildwood]

Was that a bulls-eye joke?