Body & Soul11 mins ago
Dolly & the - - -
The Queen and Dolly Parton
die on the same day and they both go
before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.
Unfortunately there's only one space left that day
so the Angel must decide which of them gets in.
The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular
reason why she should go to Heaven.
Dolly takes off her top and says 'Look at these,
they're the most perfect breasts God ever created
and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see
them every day for eternity'
The Angel thanks Dolly and asks Her Majesty
the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of
Perrier out of her bag, drinks it down.
Then, pees into a toilet and pulls the handle.
The Angel says, 'OK, your Majesty, you may go in.'
Dolly is outraged and asks 'What was that all about?
I show you two of God's own perfect creations and
you turn me down. She pees into a toilet and she gets in!
Would you explain that to me?'
'Sorry, Dolly,' says the Angel 'but even in Heaven
A Royal flush beats a pair - No matter how big they are.
jem
die on the same day and they both go
before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.
Unfortunately there's only one space left that day
so the Angel must decide which of them gets in.
The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular
reason why she should go to Heaven.
Dolly takes off her top and says 'Look at these,
they're the most perfect breasts God ever created
and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see
them every day for eternity'
The Angel thanks Dolly and asks Her Majesty
the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of
Perrier out of her bag, drinks it down.
Then, pees into a toilet and pulls the handle.
The Angel says, 'OK, your Majesty, you may go in.'
Dolly is outraged and asks 'What was that all about?
I show you two of God's own perfect creations and
you turn me down. She pees into a toilet and she gets in!
Would you explain that to me?'
'Sorry, Dolly,' says the Angel 'but even in Heaven
A Royal flush beats a pair - No matter how big they are.
jem
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