How the fight started

[Dilbert53]

I walked into a bar last week and failed to notice a large pile of dogs mess on the floor. I stood in it, slipped across the bar and smacked into a wall.
A few minutes later a bloke walked in, stepped in the mess, slipped across the bar and smacked into the wall.
I raced over to him and said "I just did that" and he hit me.

[marval]

HaHa