Teh return of Jesus

[beso]

When Jesus comes back, how will he make His entry.

Do the Virgin Birth thing again?
If so, how old will he be before anyone notices?

Wander in from nowhere?
Guess He will have to create some kind of history.

Go thoroughly modern and just materialise on television during Prime Time.

[JonnyBoy12]

"He will come again in glory to judge the living, and the dead, and His kingdom will have no end" is what it says in The Church of England books. It will be the most wonderful thing you will ever see, and it will be hard to miss, as would imagine will fill the whole sky. When will this happen? When everyone, and I mean everyone all believes in God, and also the Son of God. Clearly this is not the case yet.

[sara3]

I'll be expecting a friend request on Facebook.

[Poor-Alfie]

lol Sara

[sara3]

I'm sure he'd want to be my friend. who wouldn't? ;o)

[wildwood]

Johnnyboy12... //When will this happen? When everyone, and I mean everyone all believes in God, and also the Son of God. Clearly this is not the case yet.//

What a cop-out! It would be lot safer than saying that all conflicts in the world will instantly dissolve if the sun doesn't come up tomorrow.
At least we can be sure that that will happen, even if we have to wait a few billion years.

[wildwood]

than = to (°¿°)

[T&S]

I'm here already...I've just been a bit busy with work.

[JonnyBoy12]

Well, that is what I had heard. Jesus made it clear that noone knows the day or the hour, not even Himself. Only God the Father knows this for sure, and He likens it to a burglar breaking into a home. If you knew when this would happen then you would not leave home. "He who hath ears let him hear". Get all your heathen friends converted to Christianity at once!

[DTCwordfan]

will the Queen put him up in the Guest Suite at Windsor?

Will he sack Rowan Williams for being useless - I do hope so?

Will he conduct the Royal Wedding?

Will he purge the money-lenders from the City?

Will the Jews and Muslims now fall into line?

Will Naomi ever return?

[claymore]

He`s already here ...masquerading as Jeremy clarkson.

[chakka35]

On a purely pedantic point, DTcross, Jesus did not attack money-lenders but the money-changers -a stupid thing to do because they were essential to the working of the Temple. Only authorised Temple money could be used to buy the birds and animals that every good Jew had to hand to the priests for sacrifice, so all other money had to be converted as people entered (and then their change converted back again).

So on his second coming it'll be the bureaux de change and the travel agents that he'll attack. Except, of course, that it's all fiction anyway.

[nightmare]

Jonnyboy,
"When will this happen? When everyone, and I mean everyone all believes in God, and also the Son of God. Clearly this is not the case yet. "
Looks like it will never happen, then, according to your criterion.

There is, of course, a MUCH simpler reason why it will never happen...