Why isn't necrophilia

[McMouse]

one of the deadly sins?

[Bbbananas]

lol jth.

Paul - I've read your reply 5 times now, and still no nearer grasping what you mean !!!!

[craft1948]

er digging up the corpse salla...........

[pa___ul3]

aah sorry, I meant because the deadly sins are from the bible (aren't they!?) that if Jesus was dead, then alive, it may be considered necrophilia because he had died so in order to get laid he made sure it wasn't on the list.
Only the very best jokes need explaining don't they! ha! Taxi for Paul!!

[craft1948]

god I'm getting confused now.............the cleaner thinks you're all disgusting.

[Bbbananas]

Thanks craft - I got jth's joke, it was Paul's I was querying.

[Bbbananas]

Did somone sh@g him before he was res-erected then? Still don't get it. It must be me that's thick!!
Oh, is that blasphemy?

[McMouse]

A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution, bored out of their minds.

"How about having sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.

Silence took over... and the masochist says: "Meow."

[Bbbananas]

pmsl.... I did get that one!!!

[redcrx]

haha, id not heard that one McM, very good lol

[daoji]

It's a victimless crime..

[NazNomad]

"Why Isn't Necrophilia one of the deadly sins?"


... because it's dead sexy?

[McMouse]

Necrophilia is dead boring, whereas incest is only relatively boring.