Arsenal Jokes ...

[joggerjayne]

Some Arsenal fans were found to have taken flares into the stadium yesterday.

They were the ones they wore last time they won anything.

[jd_1984]

Ouch

[joggerjayne]

What's red and white and goes "beep beep" ?

The Arsenal victory parade bus being reversed back into the garage.

[joggerjayne]

Arsenal fans, look on the bright side.

You can win £250 by sending the entire Carling Cup Final to You've Been Framed.

[Hopkirk]

Someone broke into the Arsenal trophy room last night.

They stole a red carpet.

[jd_1984]

JJ, you will be v.popular in North London today!

[joggerjayne]

jd ...

I wasn't planning on venturing up into the frozen north !

=0)

[Hopkirk]

I wonder if this is a blip in Arsenal's season, or the beginning of the usual collapse at this stage.

[merciasounds]

I was there yesterday freebie day out and my team won! anyway I went with my friend Suzie - we had such a great time! The fans were in great voice - we even had a laugh with the Arsenal fans when they started sing, 'we won f**k all'!!

Thanks to Beany, Dave, Knoxy, Noddy, Stevo, Tiny Trev, Big Al, Chalky and Ben, lads in our train carriage who said
"mind your language lads, ladies present'' - we didn't mind anyway but you were perfect gentlemen, especially Beany who gave me his hat coz it was raining when we got outside the stadium!!

[joggerjayne]

That sounds jolly, mercia.

=0)

My pal and I go to watch the Seagulls, and we love the banter. We sometimes sit in the family section, but it's more fun in G and H Blocks, with all the loud supporters.

And ... we always welcome the away fans for drinks before and after the game.

[merciasounds]

We had a great time - I've got a sore throat this morning, all the shouting - thought I was going to explode when Martins scored in the 89th! And the police did a brilliant job marshalling fans back on trains too - I thought we'd never get home last night - but from out of the stadium it was just a sea of thousands and thousands of people it only took us about 15 mins to get on a train back to the carpark - we were back home in Brum at 9.45pm

[R1Geezer]

what's the diference between Arsenal and Sidney harbour Bridge?
Not everyone has walked over Sidney Harbour bridge!

[starrs]

Birmingham's second goal was funnier than Nayim's goal from the halfway line.

[joggerjayne]

A Frenchman walks into a Bar.

No, not a Bar ... a Pole!

LOL

(bit subtle that one, but any Gooners or Brummies will understand it)

[joeluke]

Starrs......not in the same league as Nayims from the halfway line

Never get tired of watching it, ex Spurs player scores an outrageous winning goal goal, Seaman made to look stupid lol

http://www.youtube.co...Bm-V0&feature=related

♫ Nayim From The Halfway Line ♫
♫ Nayim From The Halfway Line ♫

[DTCwordfan]

for sale on e-bay, one Arsenal trophy cabinet
£50 - never been used.

[Captin Kirk]

I still cannot believe a team I follow had a stroke of luck go their way for once. It was so deserved though.