The Posh Wedding.

[Bbbananas]

Injuries: Only one. A huge bruise on the arm the size of a saucer and the colour of an aubergine.
How sustained: Breakdancing.

Vices: Lost count of how many gins & wines. 5 Fags.

Chat-ups: 4. By myself to young lads all under 26. (But friends of my children, so fairly innocent. Sort of.)

Insults given: At least 3, but unintentional.
Insults received: None, so far as I can remember.

Result: Has been a lot worse. BF & daughter still speaking to me. Just. Though at least one neighbour will ignore me forever more.

[Bbbananas]

On someone's phone camera yes - and no doubt it will surface on Facebook at the very least. Oh, the shame of it. It's ok getting down there - it's getting up again in 4 inch heeled boots that's the problem....

[McMouse]

salla...please tell me you had at least one sexual encounter of a very satisfying nature.

[Bbbananas]

There was an incident in the bath tub. But unfortunately I was alone....... ;-)

[mccfluff]

tell me what you did to the neighbour?

[Bbbananas]

Nothing physical fluffs. But I think the mental trauma will stay with him for quite a while.

[McMouse]

salla..hope it wasn't plugged in. Bath water and er gadgets can be problematical.

[mccfluff]

trauma of seeing you do breakdancing?

[ummmm]

I bet she mooned him...

[mccfluff]

or flashed her boobies