Out of the mouths of babes...

[B00]

or in my case, thoughtless daughters.

Phone conversation with my daughter, just went as follows...

Me - come up for your tea tomorrow, but warning you, it's salad
her- Why salad?
Me- as ive come ot the conclusion, im a fatty, it needs to go before summer holidays
her- God, do folk still worry about weight at your age?

I'm 40, not dead! I feel bloody wonderful now :-(

[mccfluffy]

*stops eating choc brownies and goes of to check for cellulite*

[yogi-bear]

LOL.....BOO........the joys of being in your 40's and ready for the skip tip, according to the young 'uns....lol.........:0)

[B00]

Good Lord Lottie, that looks terrifying! No, not for me, im having a panic attack even thinking about doing that.

Red, id overshadow the girl on who's shoulder im hanging onto!

theOtherHalf, that's lovely. My Boo said summet similar when I rollocked him for not telling him i was now a fatty, And i told him he was talking rollocks too ;-)

[B00]

Depressing innit Yogi?

not only do we now have grey hairs sprouting of unfortunate places, we slide into lard arses too :-(

[snags]

Bet your daughter stops off at Maccys on the way over... look for tell tale signs of BBQ sauce on her chin...

[yogi-bear]

How true, my lovely...........I have only a light sprinkling of salt, but boy, dont i get ribbed for it.

At least it's still a full set of hair though eh?

Think i'll go for a purple rinse job in the summer. :0)

[gina32]

i tell my daughter im trying to lose the babyweight, she tells me its a lost cause after nearly 29 years!!

[B00]

Hah, i used to say that to Elder Mini Boo too Gina. It was quite a relief when 16 years later I was pregnant with Mini Boo, one of my thoughts was "yay, I can use that escuse legit now!"

[DEN53]

This reminds me of a couple of years ago - I was with my Son in town (very rare, but he wanted me to pay for some clothes) and I was looking in Miss Selfridge, he was horrified and said ' you won't get anything in there to fit you' - (:0 (

[DEN53]

Lottie - just looked at your you tube clip - that looks great fun - I would have a go, if I can find a good support bra, so as not to knock my self out......(:0 )

[albaqwerty]

Being chunky and an adult is fine :D

It's when they realise that their parents might still enjoy a marital, ahem, bed that they really shudder lol

[B00]

lol yeah Alba, remember elder mini boo being equally mortifed and disgusted when I told her i was pregnant with Mini Boo, she was 16 at the time and I can still see her lips curling and her going "ewwww, mum, that's gross!"

[NazNomad]

I know it's wrong to laugh at that ................................ BUT ...

[B00]

What that im now a tubster?

Cheers :-(

[LoftyLottie]

Ha, ha DEN. I would love to try it - too fragile these days though!! But I could do my own version!!

[DEN53]

Afternoon Lottie - A big dose of Iburofen for me though, before attempting it. xx

[LoftyLottie]

I'll join you then. We'll show them how it's done!!!

Goes to get the Ibuprofen!!


I love, love dancing, but I just can't do it anymore. It is so frustrating!! I do have my own version of dancing round the house though!! (when noone is looking)

Have a nice evening DEN x

[arwyn]

When my Mam told me she was pregnant when she was 29 (I was 11) I was so shocked that people her age had sex, we had just had THEE lesson at school. She say's she will never forget the look I gave her.

[DEN53]

Lottie - I love dancing also - I often have a little boogey indoors. Perhaps we could reform Pans People - we could recruit a few other female abers on here and rename ourselves 'Pans Painkillers' .....hee hee

[TheOtherHalf]

redcrx I had that pic e mailed to me too. Hillarious. Its amazing how it really looks like a naked person behind her. Thats when you really need to start dieting,.