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I Just Shot Olive
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What is it with socks, knickers ... and gloves?
They vanish.
I dug out my ski kit yesterday, and ... no gloves !
So I had to buy emergency gloves today, which means I'm £95 out of pocket before we even get on the plane.
Anyway, I thought Olive might have lost my gloves in the wash.
So ... I shot Olive.
I can't remember why I had an air rifle in the kitchen.
And I didn't know it was loaded.
I wasn't even pointing it at Olive.
And I pulled the trigger by accident.
Olive was in the kitchen, tidying up some trays at the time. Yes, she was in the middle of a ...
... "traying" session ... LOL ... okay, sorry, that was painful.
I've got a friendly doctor to treat Olive quietly in the bathroom.
We don't want any adverse publicity. Or blood. Not in the kitchen, anyway. Yuck!
Actually, come to think of it ... I might have left my other gloves at the BF's.
They vanish.
I dug out my ski kit yesterday, and ... no gloves !
So I had to buy emergency gloves today, which means I'm £95 out of pocket before we even get on the plane.
Anyway, I thought Olive might have lost my gloves in the wash.
So ... I shot Olive.
I can't remember why I had an air rifle in the kitchen.
And I didn't know it was loaded.
I wasn't even pointing it at Olive.
And I pulled the trigger by accident.
Olive was in the kitchen, tidying up some trays at the time. Yes, she was in the middle of a ...
... "traying" session ... LOL ... okay, sorry, that was painful.
I've got a friendly doctor to treat Olive quietly in the bathroom.
We don't want any adverse publicity. Or blood. Not in the kitchen, anyway. Yuck!
Actually, come to think of it ... I might have left my other gloves at the BF's.
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