Why Did I Think Of Salla When i Received This Email?

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Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist
about White Wine.

White Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about
yourself and your actions.

White Wine can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world
that you're ready and willing to do just about Anything.

You will notice the benefits of White Wine almost immediately, and with a
regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you
from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover
many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with
White Wine.

However, White Wine may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
nursing should not use White Wine.

However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged
to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic
lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of
virginity, delusions of grandeur, dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth,
and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth
Or Dare, and Naked Twister

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.

WARNING:The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING:The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.

WARNING:The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass
kicked.


JUST IMAGINE WHAT YOU CAN ACHIEVE WITH RED WINE!!!

[hellywelly4]

Love it!!

[Bbbananas]

Moi ?!!!
How very dare you......hic

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You know I luv you really, Salla ;o)

[Bbbananas]

It was the words 'inadequacy', 'shyness' and 'non-assertive' that made you think of me, was it not?!!

[ttfn]

Actually no, Salla. I didn't think of you until I got to the warnings ROFL.
No point in denying it, I have read all of your 'hangover' threads ☺

[mccfluff]

"a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth
Or Dare, and Naked Twister "

i get where you're coming from ttfn...

[Bbbananas]

yeah, ok then...... If you put it like that.....!