I am teaching my colleague how to clinically code

[Bbbananas]

patients' medical and surgical history.

I told her the story of the old lady and her cute vagina (acute angina... it's an old joke). She didn't get it.

But she did think that manual evacuation was someone shouting "Fire... Get Out Of The Building"....

What other medical misnomers or mispronounciations have you come across?

[tinkerbell23]

Not medical.....

My ex asked his mum to wrap my xmas present....

She was in the middle of telling him she bought his wee brother a guitar...
He says mum u Any good at wrapping, and she replies
Dunno? Iv never tried rapping LOL

She thought he meant rapping as in rap music hahahahah xx

[Bbbananas]

pixi xxx (Me too)

Jems - you can't imagine any young girl of that age being so naive & innocent these days can you?!

[yogasun]

Salla, the mispronounciation that annoys me the most at the moment is the inaccurate referral to the patient 's (or potential) prostrate rather than prostate. For some reason it just gets to me!!

[Bbbananas]

Me too yoga.

[jg96]

My Mother in Law thinks my sister in law is an erotic driver I think she means erratic