Oldie but Goody...

[Jemisa]

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Hypnotist at the Senior Centre
>
>
> It was entertainment night at the Senior Centre .
>
>
> Claude the hypnotist exclaimed, "I'm here to put you
> into a trance. I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the
> audience."
>
>
> The excitement was almost electric as Claude
> withdrew a beautiful, antique pocket watch from his coat.
>
>
> "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique
> watch. It's a very special watch.
>
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> It's been in my family for six generations." He
> began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,
> "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."
>
> The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back
> and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.
>
> Hundreds of pairs eyes followed the swaying watch
> until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the
> floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
>
>
> "SH!T!" said the Hypnotist.
>
>
> It took three days to clean up the Senior Centre .
>
>
> Claude was never invited back to entertain.

[avanalarf]

ho ho

[ttfn]

I am so pleased Claude refrained from using the f word Jem ;o)

[Jemisa]

ttfn, - It took me a minute but got it in the end. Funny.

jem

[ttfn]

'Funny' was not quite what I had in mind Jem!

[heathfield]

Tut, tut, Jem. Janbee posted this same joke only a day before you did..

http://www.theanswerb...s/Question994122.html

[boxtops]

I'm sure I've seen this only recently!