Yung Chow phoned his boss saying "So solly boss, me not velly vell, got thumping head-ache, and sore froke, so me not come to work" The boss replied, "So sorry Yung Chow, but I am very busy to-day and really need your help, what I do when I feel unwell is tell my wife I need sex and I soon feel well again, you go and try it" Two hours later Yung Chow turns up at work and says,
"Thankyou boss, me much better now, and you got a lovely house"